Here it is, plain and simple:
Collect dog poop and then burn methane from it to produce electricity
What you don't believe me? If people on a farm that have 2000 cows can produce $2000 of electricity per month, then I can produce $40 per month easy.
Given the number of dogs which pass by my house each day, a simple poop collector outside my house would easily collect enough dodo to make my meter move backwards.
Don't believe me?
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